Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?
Berdine: They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos?
Marvel Ann: I intend to unpack mine.
Provoloney: Why you picking on us? We didn't do nothin' wrong.
Captain Monica Stark: Because I don't like you. Don't like the way ya talk. I don't like the way ya walk. Don't like ya haircut. You kids think ya own this beach - think it's a teenage world. Well, you're dead wrong.
Berdine: No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.
Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.
Captain Monica Stark: Ms. Barnes, why am I feeling a sense of deja vu?
Bettina Barnes: I have a breath mint in my purse, sweetie - will that help?
