Camille: You boys ready to leave?
Ferdie: I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in.
Ferdie: We were very close to Charlie Smith at the time of his demise.
Ferdie: Oh a bed, that's just what I need, a nice big bed to hide under.
Camille: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
Ferdie: No.
Camille: You must have a cheap radio.
Chuck: Remember that stuff that took the enamel off your teeth?
Ferdie: Sure, once I had 6 bottles of that stuff, I didn't stagger.
Chuck: Didn't stagger?
Ferdie: I couldn't move.
Ferdie: He's all tied up and he's got a something in his mouth.
Chuck: He had a gag in his mouth.
Ferdie: If he did he never got a chance to tell it.
Ted Lewis: Is everybody happy?
Ferdie: If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em.
Chuck: Why not?
Ferdie: I'll be in 'em.
Ferdie: Somebody blew out my candle.
Chuck: That was the wind.
Ferdie: Since when does the wind eat garlic?
Chuck: Everything happens to you.
Ferdie: Everything except what happened to Charlie Smith.
