Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.
Heidi: Eat lead you man-stealing slut.
Warthog: This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club meself.
Bletch: No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
Warthog: You mean they discriminate against Scots?
Bletch: No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.