The Wiz (1978)

Scarecrow: Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute.
Tinman: I was there when he said it, but I never thought I'd be one of them.

Aunt Em: Girl, do you know that you're 24 years old, and you've never been south of 125th Street? Well, you haven't.

Dorothy: He must really be in shock.
Tinman: Oh, what I wouldn't give to be in shock! Just Once.

Evillene: I'm allergic to water! It makes me melt.

Dorothy: You mean, you sent us to kill Evillene, knowing we might never come back?
The Wiz: She would have killed me, she would have found out I had no power, and took over Oz.
Dorothy: That's no excuse.

Tinman: Hurry hurry hurry, step on up and save a life.

Tinman: The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women.

Lion: Lion is playing with his tail and then says They kicked me out on iobk.
Tinman: What is iobk?
Lion: Incapable of being King.