Alice: Why isn't love enough?
Anna: Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.
Alice: No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?
Alice: So this man comes into the café today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"
Dan: Funny guy.
Alice: So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that."
Dan: So what did he ask for?
Alice: He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars.
Larry: A good fight is never clean.
Larry: But we're happy... Aren't we?
Larry: Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.
Dan: What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.
Larry: He's a stringy fucker.
Dan: I love you, and I need a piss.





Suggested correction: No he's not.
The mistake is valid. After Larry says "Buster", we see Dan standing at an angle with his back towards the opening of the door and doorknob and his left side closest to the door. In the next shot, he's turned more than 90° so that his right side is now closest to the door opening and doorknob.
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