Andrew Largeman: That actually made me sadder than anything: the fact that I felt so numb.
Sam: If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
Andrew Largeman: My mom just died. God, it's weird to say it out loud, but... my mom just died.
Mark: I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.
Sam: So what are you here for?
Andrew Largeman: What are you here for?
Sam: Waiting for a friend, you?
Andrew Largeman: I uh.
Sam: Oh fuck, that was so nosy. I'm sorry, ack. I am. I am so nosy. I didn't I didn't mean to be. I am sorry.
Andrew Largeman: No, I just get these headaches. I wanna have em checked out.
Sam: Cool.
Mark: So this is it.
Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
Andrew Largeman: It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.
Andrew Largeman: So how do people know what's real?
Sam: Well, I always feel bad afterwards and admit them when they're lies. Can you trust that?
