Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel.
Bones: Is it hot in Chad?
Bones: We're the few. The proud. The waterboys.
Bones: Actually, I wish you were my "first" sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.
Bones: Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman.
Bones: Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?