Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber.
Prof. Ned Brainard: Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber.
Biff Hawk: Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T.
Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm a desperate man, Charlie, and desperate men do desperate things.
First Referee: There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other.
Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm an American! See it? My credit cards.
