The Apartment

The Apartment (1960)

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Fran Kubelik: I'd like to spell it out for you... Only I can't spell!

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Fran Kubelik: I was jinxed from the word go. The first time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.

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Fran Kubelik: Why do people have to love people anyway?

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Sylvia: You mean you bring other girls up here?
Kirkeby: Certainly not! I'm a happily married man.

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Fran Kubelik: He's a taker.
C.C. Baxter: A what?
Fran Kubelik: Some people take, some people get took. And they know they're getting took and there's nothing they can do about it.

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Margie MacDougall: Night like this, it sorta spooks you, walking into an empty apartment.
C.C. Baxter: I said I had no family; I didn't say I had an empty apartment.

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C.C. Baxter: Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

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C.C. Baxter: That's the way it crumbles... Cookie-wise.

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Fran Kubelik: When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.

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J.D. Sheldrake: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?
C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.

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C.C. Baxter: The mirror... It's broken.
Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.

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