Jay Kelly: Why is there a slice of cheesecake in every room I'm in?
Ron Sukenick: It's in your rider, along with the fruit and all the different kinds of water.
Jay Kelly: How is it my rider when I don't even like cheesecake?
Ron Sukenick: You once said you liked it.
Jay Kelly: I never did.
Ron Sukenick: You did. You just don't remember.
Timothy: Tragedy of parenting.
Timothy: We are only successful once we've made ourselves irrelevant.
Jay Kelly: Listen. If you don't want to come, I'll go alone.
Ron Sukenick: You, on your own, wandering through Europe is like a gazelle alone in the Serengeti. But not a gazelle. A cocker spaniel.
Jay Kelly: Well, this cocker spaniel will take his chances.
Jay Kelly: I'm a cocker spaniel dancing in the Serengeti.
