Chrystal: What's the point in giving love if nobody gives it back?
Grumpy Cat: That's how we feel. Contrary to that sign on the door, we're not pets. I mean until somebody takes us home and loves us, we're just animals.
Grumpy Cat: Some people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies, guess which one you are.
Grumpy Cat: Don't get sappy on me. Wait, I forgot, it's a Lifetime movie.
Monica: Those guys didn't do anything to you, did they?
Grumpy Cat: That's a different kind of Lifetime movie.
Grumpy Cat: A lot of people love you, Crystal, your dad loves you, that guy loves you, who is that guy? Taco guy loves you, even your mom loves you.
