Oliver Rose: I think you owe me a solid reason. I worked my ass off for you and the kids to have a nice life and you owe me a reason that makes sense. I want to hear it.
Barbara Rose: Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
Gavin: There are two dilemmas... that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Gavin: Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge.
Barbara Rose: Have you ever made angry love?
Gavin: Is there any other way?
Gavin: My father used to say there are four things that tell the world who a man is: his house, his car, his wife and his shoes.
Oliver Rose: You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you?
Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?
Oliver Rose: You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.
