Gavin: There are two dilemmas... that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Oliver Rose: I think you owe me a solid reason. I worked my ass off for you and the kids to have a nice life and you owe me a reason that makes sense. I want to hear it.
Barbara Rose: Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
Gavin: Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge.
Gavin: My father used to say there are four things that tell the world who a man is: his house, his car, his wife and his shoes.
Oliver Rose: You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you?
Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?
Oliver Rose: You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.
Barbara Rose: Have you ever made angry love?
Gavin: Is there any other way?
Oliver Rose: It's a lot easier to spend it than it is to make it, honey bun!
Barbara Rose: You might not have made it if not for me, sweet cakes!
