Saint Jack

Saint Jack (1979)

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Eddie Schuman: Beautiful. Where's she from?
Jack Flowers: Ceylon.
Eddie Schuman: Ceylon. Yeah. They call it Sri Lanka now.
Jack Flowers: Yeah, I know.
Eddie Schuman: They screwed up all the names. Zanzibar. The Congo. Siam. Persia. All gone.

Monika: Oh! God dammit, sari! Hate sari.
Jack Flowers: Why the hell do you wear them?
Monika: Men like. Stupid.

Jack Flowers: Now, the Chinese, they go for Australian girls, y'know, big-boned. The Germans usually go for Tamils. The English they don't give a damn as long as they're young and boyish, isn't that right, Colonel?
Col. Gunstone: Indubitably.
Jack Flowers: But the Americans, they do a lot of hugging-up in taxis, y'know. When they go home they write letters. Girls are always after me to help them answer 'em.

Frogget: On Wednesdays I always drink a Frogget.
Wally: Frogget?
Frogget: Frogget.
Wally: Frogget.
Frogget: Yes, I'll tell you what a Frogget is. It's a large gin, kiss of lime, ton of ice, big glass, soda.
Wally: Gins.

Jack Flowers: You're going to love it. You're going to love it. You got to get yourself a Thai massage. You know what that is?
Wichita Falls: What the hell is that?
Jack Flowers: That's where two women soap themselves up, one works the front, the other works the back. You're a sandwich.

Monika: You Italian?
Jack Flowers: Yeah, that's right.
Monika: Italian: Good lover. Bad husband.
Jack Flowers: Yeah?
Monika: Yeah.
Jack Flowers: That's what my mother always said.

Jack Flowers: Who's that black girl, Judy, that just left.
Judy: She's so beautiful.
Jack Flowers: That she is.
Judy: The first time I saw her I just put my hands on her face.

Jack Flowers: Are you that interested?
William Leigh: Oh, no, no, no. But, in point of actual face, I was wondering if.
Jack Flowers: Now, don't be shy.
William Leigh: Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to.
Jack Flowers: Come on, shoot. I mean, the choice isn't very big. Most people don't realise that. It boils down to five. There's boys, girls, dirty pictures, exhibition, massage, a combination there of. Now, what did you have in mind?
William Leigh: What I - I'd like to get a - game of squash.

William Leigh: Do you think you'll ever get back to the UK yourself?
Frogget: Well, I used to. The last time I went back they passed a bill making homosexuality legal. I said to my wife, let's get out of here before they make it compulsory.

Eddie Schuman: Ever since Kennedy and Castro, you can't get a good cigar in America.

Frogget: He is pissed.
Smale: Oh, keep it down, can you Frogget.
Frogget: Keep it down? I've been trying all night to keep it up.

Jack Flowers: Me, I just want a yacht, a big mansion, a peacock or something to guard me, you know, walk around all day with a bowler hat, silk pajamas, play golf, smoke real Havanas. Who knows.

William Leigh: Why do you stay on there?
Jack Flowers: He's my visa! I can't exactly go to the Immigration and say, "Occupation: Running a Wang House."

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