Byron: The people come here, Michael, to look for aliens, ghosts, and cults, and gateways to hell, secret military bases looking into other dimensions. I think, if there is something, it is not none of these things - or perhaps all of them.
Michael Danube: You look, uh... Why, you lost a... a ton of weight.
Chris Daniels: Oh, yeah. I can see my dick now.
Michael Danube: You know why Jimi Hendrix died? He didn't have Mike Danube and a set of handcuffs to save his life.
