General: You'd better bring a coat Mr. Richardson, there's a little Jap in the air.
Dr. Morrison: He means nip.
Jim Richardson: I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public monies whatsoever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper.
The President: Take air force one.
Jim Richardson: Sir, Air Force one is broken.
The President: Broken?
Jim Richardson: Yes sir.
The President: The whole plane?
Jim Richardson: In a sense sir, you remember where the Washington monument used to be?
Wilbur Finletter: My God! It's Adolf Hitler.
Mason Dixon: This is Sam Smith. He's our undercover expert. He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler.
Dr. Nokitofa: Technically sir, tomatoes are fags.
Dr. Morrison: He means fruits.
