Billy Bigelow: I just couldn't get the hang of being married.
Starkeeper: Was that Julie's fault?
Billy Bigelow: No, but maybe it wasn't my fault either.
Carrie Pipperidge: Oh, hello Enoch... this is how fireman carry people.
Mister Snow: Where's the fire? I never thought I would see the woman I'm engaged to being carried out of the woods like a fallen deer.
Carrie Pipperidge: He wasn't carrying me out of the woods, he was carrying me into the woods.
Mister Snow: You'd think a woman with nine children would have more sense.
Carrie Pipperidge: If I had more sense I wouldn't have had nine children.