Princess Ann: I could do some of the things I've always wanted to.
Joe Bradley: Like what?
Princess Ann: Oh, you can't imagine. I-I'd do just whatever I liked all day long.
Joe Bradley: Irving! Am I glad to see you.
Irving Radovich: Why? Did you forget your wallet?
Princess Ann: What do you sell?
Joe Bradley: Er, fertilizer.
Irving Radovich: Joe, we can't go running around town with a hot princess.
Mr. Hennessey: In view of the fact that our Highness was taken violently ill at three o'clock this morning, put to bed with a high fever, and has ordered all her appointments for the day cancelled in toto.
Joe Bradley: That's certainly pretty hard to swallow.
Mr. Hennessey: In view of the fact that you just left her, of course.
Joe Bradley: You should always wear my clothes.
Princess Ann: It seems I do.
Dr. Bonnachoven: The best thing I know is to do exactly what you wish for a while.
Princess Ann: Is this the elevator?
Joe Bradley: This is my room.
Princess Ann: I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Joe Bradley: All right.
Princess Ann: I don't know how to say goodbye. I can't think of any words.
Joe Bradley: Don't try.
Princess Ann: I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's most unusual.
Princess Ann: At midnight, I'll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper.
Joe Bradley: And that will be the end of the fairy tale.
