Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't.
Aaron Rapaport: Damn, she was sexy.
Aaron Rapaport: Eminem's gay in our show.
Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you.
Dave Skylark: How's the puppy.
Sook: Puppy is O.K..
Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.
Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.
Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?
Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you will die.
Aaron Rapaport: I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool.
Aaron Rapaport: Dude! The fuck, man! That was John Kerry's office.
Dave Skylark: Forget this oak tree looking fuck! This is top sense! The Times' heading about... about North Korea, read the bottom... after all that... the death camp shit.
Aaron Rapaport: Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people with cries for the destruction of the United States of America, he is known to be an affluent consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are Big Bang Theory... and Skylark tonight.
Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an Un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant.
Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.
Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it.
Dave Skylark: Would you like a drink or some of Aaron's cocaine?
Aaron Rapaport: Take your hands away. I saw the boner.
Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.
Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands.
Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?
Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us.
Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes.
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude.
Dave Skylark: Cunt punch that bitch.
