Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us.
Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes.
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude.
Dave Skylark: Cunt punch that bitch.
Kim Jong-un: I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before.
Dave Skylark: You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your favorite.
Kim Jong-un: Katy who?
Dave Skylark: Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.
Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't.
Aaron Rapaport: Damn, she was sexy.
Aaron Rapaport: Eminem's gay in our show.
Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you.
Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.
Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?
Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you will die.
Aaron Rapaport: I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool.
Aaron Rapaport: Dude! The fuck, man! That was John Kerry's office.
Dave Skylark: Forget this oak tree looking fuck! This is top sense! The Times' heading about... about North Korea, read the bottom... after all that... the death camp shit.
Aaron Rapaport: Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people with cries for the destruction of the United States of America, he is known to be an affluent consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are Big Bang Theory... and Skylark tonight.