Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you will die.
Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.
Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you.
Aaron Rapaport: Eminem's gay in our show.
Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't.
Dave Skylark: Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.
Dave Skylark: Cunt punch that bitch.
Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes.
Aaron Rapaport: Take your hands away. I saw the boner.
Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.
Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands.
Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?
Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it.
Aaron Rapaport: Dude! The fuck, man! That was John Kerry's office.
Dave Skylark: Forget this oak tree looking fuck! This is top sense! The Times' heading about... about North Korea, read the bottom... after all that... the death camp shit.
Aaron Rapaport: Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people with cries for the destruction of the United States of America, he is known to be an affluent consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are Big Bang Theory... and Skylark tonight.
Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?
Dave Skylark: How's the puppy.
Sook: Puppy is O.K..
Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.
Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
Aaron Rapaport: Damn, she was sexy.
Aaron Rapaport: It's that Katy fucking Perry?
Dave Skylark: Leave it on! It helps me to concentrate.
Kim Jong-un: I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before.
Dave Skylark: You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your favorite.
Kim Jong-un: Katy who?
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude.
Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us.
