Miller: The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Bud: Don't care how long it takes, dildos! Repo Man's got all night, every night.
Leila: I'd torture someone in a second if it was up to me.
Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.
Archie: Awww. Dukie Wookie hurt his widdle hand.
Duke: Fuck you, Archie. Just for that you're not in the gang anymore.
Otto: Excuse me while I fold my pants.
English Dustbin Lady: Hey. I know you. You're the one that run into my trash.
J. Frank Parnell: You ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?
Bud: Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.
Reverend Larry: I DO want your money, because god wants your money.
Duke: You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie.
Agent Rogersz: Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.
Lite: I walk into someone's place of work, they shit scared. They know I'm not a cop, think I've come to kill 'em. And I would. I'll kill anybody who crosses me. Know what I mean?
Bud: The life of a repo man is always intense.
Motorcycle Cop: Whatcha got in the trunk?
J. Frank Parnell: Oh... You don't wanna look in there.
Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.