Ray Foster: It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
Freddie Mercury: I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
Kristian 'Varg' Vikernes: I thought you were true Norwegian black metal.
Euronymous: I invented it.
Kristian 'Varg' Vikernes: And now you betray it.
Professor Freund: A court ought not be affected by the weather of the day, but will be by the climate of the era.
David Duke: America first.
Klansmen: America first. America first.
Waiter: If I would have known that this was a Klan meeting, I wouldn't have taken this motherfucking gig. Shit.
Lady Sarah: There are limits to what one can give.
Dr. Eric Price: I do not believe in anything I cannot see or study.
Neil Armstrong: You're down here and you look up and you don't think about it too much. But space exploration changes your perception.
Bill Dixon: We're talking about how you get through today without pissing away everything we've all worked for on this campaign! If you lose this, we can kiss the White House goodbye.
Reggie Turner: From what you say, Oscar, it would seem that Reading Gaol is an enchanted castle. With the governor as its presiding elf.
Robert Shafran: When I tell people my story, they don't believe it. I guess I wouldn't believe the story if someone else were telling it, but, I'm telling it and it's true, every word of it.
Lars Nystrom: Do I look like a rapist?
Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.
Donnie: Drink water.
