Best comedy TV quotes of 2015

Abra Cadaver - S2-E7

Liv: They identified a hair found in the sink drain of Meat Cute as belonging to missing astronaut Alan York. You killed the fourth man who walked on the moon?
Blaine: Please, nobody cares about the fourth person to do something.

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Black Friday - S2-E10

Cheyenne: Attention shoppers, the store is now closed. Not 'bring your items to the front' closed, I meant like get the hell out.

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Weird Knight - S1-E4

Stosh: I want to rep you.
Zara: I have a whistle.
Stosh: No, I want to rep you. Represent you as an artist.

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Walter Blunt: What would I do without you, Harry?
Harry Chandler: What would I do without you, Major?

Jimmy McGill: I'm the guy on your speed dial right after your weed dealer.

Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?