Meta Knight: Your spirit is willing but your pink flesh is weak.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Shalimar: I shouldn't have worn these pants. My underwear is riding up big time.
Emma: You're wearing underwear?
Shalimar: You're not?
Commander Dolum: You don't want to know my specialty.
Captain Archer: Let me guess... stinking up the room?
Helga: Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again.
Milo Oblong: She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin.
Eric Myers: Quantum Power.