Best TV quotes of 1991

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Digger - S2-E1

Woman: And your name?
Eddie: Edward Hitler.
Women: Ooh, any relation?
Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.
Women: No, no I meant to Adolf Hitler.
Eddie: Yes, that's her!

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Tommy: Everything's back to Norman.

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Bobby: Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.

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Laura Lancing: If you remember, Mr. Brittas, you told the ambulance men to come round to the back in future. You thought it was better for morale.

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Baby Sinclair: She's too controlling, I wanna wear a dress.

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Al: Say, do you think they call it a nail gun because it shoots nails?

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Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.

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Season 1 generally

Louise Fitzer: Do I sound anything like Lisa from The Simpsons?

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God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.

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Doug: Hi, Dale.
Dale Valentine: Hello, big nose.

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Gina Cuevas: It must be awful to be in bed with a dead man.
Nurse Annie Roland: Oh, I don't know. You get used to it after 3 or 4 years.

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The Secret of the Unicorn: Part 1 - S1-E3

Tintin: He looks exactly like you.
Captain Haddock: Yes, he is good looking.

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