Best comedy TV quotes of 1988

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The Wonder Years (1988)

Wayne Arnold: Butthead.

Roseanne: If my parents move to Lanford, I'm gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing them away.
Dan: Honey, Honey, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.

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Red Dwarf (1988)

Dimension Jump - S4-E5

Ace Rimmer: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

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You Rang, M'Lord? (1988)

The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I don't want to marry Madge Cartwright. I want to marry her maid, Rose.

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Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988)

Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.

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