Betty: Don't get so depressed Frank, you've only been out of work two days. Mr Rogers hasn't worked for six months.
Frank: Mr Rogers is 86 years old!
The Likely Lads: A Special Christmas Edition - S3-E1
Bob: We spent three days on the tarmac at Luton airport that's why I grew a beard.
Terry: Why?
Bob: There's nothing else to do in Luton. It's not the fun capital of Europe, despite what Eric Morecombe says.
Fletch: When Harry Grout asks a favour of you, it is on the express understanding that favour gets done. Otherwise he takes it as a personal insult, and send round a henchman to mete out dire retribution. From Crusher With Love.