Best comedy movie quotes of 1973

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Sleeper picture

Luna: It's hard to believe you haven't had sex in two hundred years.
Miles: Two hundred and four if you count my marriage.

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The Sting picture

Doyle Lonnegan: Not only are you a cheat, you're a gutless cheat, as well.

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Mose: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is... Scruples?
Addie: No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, sure bet they belong to somebody else.

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Curt Henderson: You're the most beautiful, exciting thing I've ever seen in my life and I don't know anything about you.

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Connie Philpotts: It's your girls I'm talking about, I've heard them all night long, doors banging.
Sid Fiddler: Blimey, when you've got young dollies around you have to expect a bit of banging.
Connie Philpotts: Well, I expect you to get them into bed at a reasonable hour.
Sid Fiddler: I promise you, I'll do my very best.

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Vickie Allessio: My one chance to get raped, and you can't get your bloody trousers off.

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Theatre of Blood picture

Peregrine Devlin: You begin to resent an actor if you always have to give him bad notices.

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M. Bonancieux: The Bastille! Well, I tell you, I don't want to go to the Bastille! Because it's got very deep dungeons and terrible instruments of torture operated by very unsympathetic men! And they snip very important parts off people.

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Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.

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Charlie Brown: Holidays always depress me.
Sally Brown: I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas.
Charlie Brown: For Christmas, already?

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