Best comedy movie quotes of 1973

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The Sting picture

Henry Gondorff: Pleased to meet you, kid. You're a real horse's ass.

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Paper Moon picture

Mose: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is... Scruples?
Addie: No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, sure bet they belong to somebody else.

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Sleeper picture

Luna: It's hard to believe you haven't had sex in two hundred years.
Miles: Two hundred and four if you count my marriage.

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Theatre of Blood picture

Inspector Boot: Who hates you enough to kill two of your circle?
Peregrine Devlin: Critics are likely to make enemies, inspector. You can call it an occupational hazard.

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The Three Musketeers picture

M. Bonancieux: The Bastille! Well, I tell you, I don't want to go to the Bastille! Because it's got very deep dungeons and terrible instruments of torture operated by very unsympathetic men! And they snip very important parts off people.

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Oklahoma Crude picture

Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.

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American Graffiti picture

Terry Fields: Jesus, what a night.

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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving picture

Charlie Brown: Holidays always depress me.
Sally Brown: I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas.
Charlie Brown: For Christmas, already?

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A Touch of Class picture

Vickie Allessio: I'm beginning to sound like a wife.

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Carry On Girls picture

Hope Springs: It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid Fiddler: What do you mean, "a" falsie?
Hope Springs: She's got one bigger than the other.
Sid Fiddler: Is that right?
Hope Springs: No, left.

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