Earthanasia AKA The End of the World Show - S7-E6
Bill: Christmases come, Christmases go. They're all the ruddy same - no one ever remembers them.
Lou Grant: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.
Ted Baxter: Cue cards, Lou. I don't know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.
Murray Slaughter: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.
Laurie Partridge: ...You know, there's one good thing about being paranoid: You're always the center of attention.
Felix Unger: Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.