Von Stolberg: We build 'em good in Germany, eh Heine?
Sir Wilfrid: Kings, prime ministers, archbishops, even barristers have stood in the dock.
Taketori Washizu: I am terribly drunk.
Bisbee Marshal: Do I have two volunteers?
First Posse Member: We gotta know what we're gettin' ourselves into.
Second Posse Member: Sure... might not be safe.
Bisbee Marshal: Safe! Who knows what's safe? I knew a man dropped dead from lookin' at his wife. My own grandmother fought the Indians for sixty years... then choked to death on lemon pie. Do I have two volunteers?
Baron Frankenstein: Pass the marmalade Elizabeth.
Dr. Ned Jackson: I'm convinced that we're dealing with a Mantis in whose geological world the smallest insects were as large as man, and now failing to find those insects as food, well... it's doing the best that it can.