Henrietta Barrett: Papa, please. I'm not a bad girl, I swear I'm not, only I love him, I love him. He's a good man, it can't be wrong to love him. I want love, I can't live without love. Oh Papa, remember how you loved Mama and how she loved you.
Lieutenant John Guild: You got a pistol permit?
Nick Charles: No.
Lieutenant John Guild: Ever heard of the Sullivan Act?
Nora Charles: Oh, that's all right, we're married.
Prince of Wales: Why, damn me, Percy, you're brainless, spineless, useless: But you do know clothes.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Reverend Brand, before you come to this town, what was your occupation?
Rev. Ashby Brand: In my early manhood, before I took holy orders, I had the honor to be a Captain of artillery in the late war.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: In the war of the rebellion?
Rev. Ashby Brand: No sir. In the war for the Southern Confederacy.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: My, my error.
Barnaby: Big bait catches big rat.
James W. 'Jim' Wade: I was born at home, because I wanted to be near Mother at the time.
Donald Duck: Who me? Oh, no! I've got a belly ache.