Brandon DiCamillo: It's fucking called Gobbler's Knob? Hey, Rake it's your favourite place.
Mike Rowe: I don't see what can possibly go wrong.
Chef Ramsay: I'm done! You, you, you, you, you fuck off... GET OUT.
Narrator: Warning, this show contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other. Viewer Discretion is advised.
Donald Trump: It's a little bit like: watch somebody sell their used car and not wash it. You can spend $10 washing the car and get another $200 for the car. And I've seen guys, they're selling cars that are dirty, and I say, "That guy is a loser."
James: Why would Jeremy think you could make a limo out of a Fiat Panda? You could strech it a mile and it would only be as long as n a normal car.
Richard: Have you met Jeremy Clarkson? Tall man, curly hair, idiot?