Best Harry Potter movie quotes of all time

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

Professor Albus Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living and above all, those who live without love.

Albus Dumbledore: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavoured one. I must say since then I have lost my liking for them. But I think...it might be safe...to have a nice toffee. [He has a bean.] Alas. Earwax.

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape. Once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion.

Harry Potter: This is mental.
Hermione Granger: Completely mental.
Ron Weasley: The world's mental.

Dolores Umbridge: You first applied for the defense against the dark arts, is this true?
Professor Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you didn't succeed?
Professor Snape: Obviously.

Albus Dumbledore: Take my arm. That was fun. Most people vomit their first time.

Newt Scamander: My philosophy is if you worry, you suffer twice.