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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 picture

Lord Voldemort: Only I can live... Forever.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets picture

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 picture

Harry Potter: This is mental.
Hermione Granger: Completely mental.
Ron Weasley: The world's mental.

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban picture

Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit.
Ron: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone picture

Albus Dumbledore: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavoured one. I must say since then I have lost my liking for them. But I think...it might be safe...to have a nice toffee. [He has a bean.] Alas. Earwax.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire picture

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix picture

Dolores Umbridge: What? Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!
Harry Potter: I'm sorry Professor. I must not tell lies.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince picture

Albus Dumbledore: Take my arm. That was fun. Most people vomit their first time.

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them picture

Jacob Kowalski: I don't think I'm dreaming.
Newt Scamander: What gave it away?
Jacob Kowalski: I ain't got the brains to make this up.

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