Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be? Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door. Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you? Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
Albus Dumbledore: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavoured one. I must say since then I have lost my liking for them. But I think...it might be safe...to have a nice toffee. [He has a bean.] Alas. Earwax.