Robin Williams (back to the R list / W list)

Adrian Cronauer: Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!

Adrian Cronauer: You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.

Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Sgt. Major Dickerson: [Pointing to his rank insignia] What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?

Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?

Will: Define that.

Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.

Will: Sure, I got plenty.

Sean: Well, name them.

Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...

Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.

Will: Not to me, they're not.

Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.

Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

Will: I read your book last night.

Sean: So you're the one.

Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Sean: If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief?

Will: Time's up.

Sean: Nail them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto.

Sean: See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.

Sean: I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it.

Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?

Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.

Sean: You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

Sean: I knew you before you were a mathematical god, when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!

Lambeau: Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.

Sarah Whittle: A little rain never hurt anybody.

Alan Parrish: Yeah, but a lot can kill ya.