Toys (1992)

Leslie Zevo: I'd hug you but your body is over there.
Alsatia Zevo: I really miss my heart.
Leslie Zevo: We'll get you two back together soon.

Leslie Zevo: We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.

Patrick Zevo: Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

Leslie Zevo: There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer me.

Leslie Zevo: In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "We are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate."

Hagenstern: Should I deactivate the sea swine, sir?
Leslie Zevo: A sea swine? Oh, yes, you deactivate the goddamn sea swine.

Leslie Zevo: Aww, he broke my sister.

Leslie Zevo: This doesn't look like vomit.
Asian Researcher: Sorry sir, that's diarrhea.
Leslie Zevo: Send that over to the Poop department.

Leslie Zevo: Let's all bob our heads for a brief moment of prayer... those who can.

Leslie Zevo: Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.

Alsatia Zevo: Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube.

Patrick Zevo: I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?

Alsatia Zevo: So this is Paris.
Patrick Zevo: What?
Leslie Zevo: She still needs some work.

Leslie Zevo: Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes.

Researcher: Is this room getting smaller or am I bloating?
Asian Researcher: What.
Leslie Zevo: Oh look, we're being attacked by a crossword puzzle.

Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu.
Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, the sandwich will get all soggy.
Alsatia Zevo: Oh, I don't mind.
Joe at Cafeteria: I make you one tomorrow, okay?
Alsatia Zevo: OK, thank you very much. I'll just go ahead and have the mayonnaise sandwich again today, then.