[Gordie is dreaming about Denny's funeral.]
Mr. LaChance: It should have been you Gordon.
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Worm: 'Ello.
Sarah: Did you say hello?
Worm: No, I said 'ello, but that's close enough.
[All ammunition has been confiscated.]
Marine: What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?.
Mexican girl: Which one do you like?
Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart.
Mexican girl: Which one is that?
Matt: The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. motherfucker. food eater.
Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
Street Thug: You got a light, buddy?
Mick Dundee: Yeah, sure, kid. There you go.
Street Thug: [Opens a switchblade] And your wallet.
Sue Charlton: Mick, give him your wallet.
Mick: What for?
Sue: He's got a knife.
Mick. Ha ha ha. That's not a knife. [Pulls out his 16" Bowie knife]. That's a knife.
Marion Cobretti: You're a disease, and I'm the cure.
Molly: It's the ugliest thing I've seen.
Danny: Reminds me of your friend Laurie.
Molly: Does not.
Coach Norman Dale: If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners.
Chandler Jarrell: I don't know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex.
Thornton Melon: Listen, Sherlock. While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the real world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is 'cause guys like me donate buildings.
Remy McSwain: If I can't have you, can I have my gator?
Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
Chozen: You insult my honor again, I'll kill you.
Detective Cameron: Corpses that have been dead for twenty-seven years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves.