Chris Chambers: "Suck my fat one"? Who ever told you you had a fat one, Lachance?

Gordie Lachance: Biggest one in four counties.

Gordie Lachance: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Vern: If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez. No question about it.

Billy: I bet you a thousand dollars they find him before that.

Charlie: I bet you two thousand dollars they don't.

Bill: Well asshole...

Ace: Will you two just shut the fuck up? If either one of you assholes had two thousand dollars I'ld kill you both.

Vern: This isn't funny. What am I supposed to eat?

Teddy: Why don't you cook your dick?

Chris: It'd be a small meal!

Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like Twinkies, Pez and Root Beer?

Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.