Quotes from Billy Boyd movies and TV shows

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Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.
Pippin: But what about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?
[Aragorn stares at him, then walks off.]
Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

Elrond: Nine companions... So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Great. Where are we going?

Legolas: Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
Merry: How many did you eat?
Pippin: Four.

Merry: We're going too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this type of mission...quest...thing.
Merry: Well that rules you out, Pip.

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints? I'm getting one.

Pippin: Merry!
Merry: Hello Pip. I knew you'd find me. Are you going to leave me?
Pippin: No Merry. I'm going to look after you.

Pippin: I don't want to be in a battle, but waiting on the edge of one you can't escape is even worse.

Pippin: Ah...I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon, after a hard day's work.
Merry: Only, you've never DONE a hard day's work!

Pippin: I never thought it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey does not end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take... The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it...
Pippin: What, Gandalf? See what?
Gandalf: White shores... And beyond... A far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: No... No, it isn't.

Pippin: They think we have the Ring!
Merry: Shhhh! As soon as they find out we don't we're dead!

Pippin: I had the LOVELIEST dream last night! There was this large barrel full of pipe-weed, and we smoked all of it. And then you were sick! I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby.

Glen: But, isn't violence bad?
Chucky: No, son. "Violins." Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country.

Glen: Why do you kill?
Chucky: Umm... hobby, I guess.

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