Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I hate California, I want to go to the east coast. I want to go where culture is like, New York, or Connecticut or New Hampshire.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: You know, you can touch my boobs, right?
Danny O'Neill: I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Cool. Awesome. I totally get that. Thank you.
Danny O'Neill: You're welcome.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Why can't you say I look nice?
Marion McPherson: I thought you didn't even care what I think.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I still want you to think I look good.
Marion McPherson: Okay, I'm sorry. I was telling you the truth, do you want me to lie?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: No, I mean, I just, I wish that you liked me.
Marion McPherson: Of course I love you.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: But do you like me?
Marion McPherson: We don't need to buy that.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: It's only three dollars. I'm having a hard week.
Marion McPherson: Well, if you wanna read it, we can go down to the public library.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I wanna read it in bed.
Marion McPherson: That's something that rich people do. We're not rich people.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Different things can be sad... it's not all war.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I found when it happened that I really like dry humping more.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died, I'd inherit the dream house.
Julie Steffans: Wouldn't his parents get it?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. And we'd have to kill his older brothers too.
Constable Stalker: Stop in the name of the Law.
