Mr. T: You know what's bothering me? Two things. One is I'm sorry that I can't sue you for false arrest. And the other is, there's no toilet paper in this cell.
Quotes from Robert Hooks movies and TV shows
Mr. T: You suuure are beautiful.
Cleo, T's Girl: You got the softest hair.
Mr. T: Yeah, my main squeeze! Give me some.
Angel: 20 years ago that would have been more truth than jive, baby.
Billy Chi, Chalky's Goon: Chalky sent me to say he wants to see you on some business, Mr. T.
Mr. T: Go back and tell Chalky to kiss my black ass.
Mr. T: Keep an eye on my car, sucker! If anything happen to it, I'll take it out of your Black ass, you dig?
Chalky Price: We got some trouble, T.
Mr. T: No, shit! All this free ass out here, puttin' your whores out of business.
Mr. T: Look, man, I'm not gonna hassle about bread. You know my price. I'll be at Jimmy's around 7:00. Make up your mind, you call me there. Now, get out. The two of you are fuckin' up a nice day.
Mr. T: Hey, dig it, Captain. I'm gonna run something for you, you listen. OK, now I got licenses to drive cabs, transport diamonds, tin bar, you name it, but I've got it. I also have a private-detective license, which not only allows me to carry a gun if I want to, but it lets me into the law library anytime. And I go, man. And what I read tells me that you either charge me or I walk out that door.
Captain Joe Marx: Well, there's a bail bondsman outside asking about you. How'd he find out so fast, T?
Mr. T: Jungle drums, man.
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