Quotes from Piper Perabo movies and TV shows

Laura: I have to admit I'm in awe, I've never known a writer before.
Paul: Well don't be, I don't know any either. I haven't written in a long time. My wife, she... left me. Anyway, listen, uhm, have dinner with me?

Bobby: You're telling me your favorite cartoon tune's name is Mop Face Circle Shirt?
Jodie Holloway: Nooo.
Bobby: Brushville Soup Jeans?
Jodie Holloway: Nooo, Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Bobby: Oooh, Spoon Lips Boxer Shorts.

Rachel: I can't.
Luce: I know.

Luce: You can put an end to this.
Rachel: How?
Luce: Tell me to go. Tell me that's what you want, and I will walk away and you will never see me again.
Rachel: Is that what you want?
Luce: I want you..
Rachel: Luce.
Luce: I know.
Rachel: I can't.
Luce: I know.

Rachel: Okay. So do you see? You have to see. I... I can't do this. I can't actually do this. So whatever it is, or was, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now, do you understand? It's over.

Rachel: Everyone promises you happily ever after... but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.

Luce: Don't forget me.
Rachel: I won't remember anything else.

Ned: So, who's the lucky chap? What's his name?
Rachel: Her name... is Luce.
Tessa: Luce? As in a woman? As are you a woman? So you mean you two are lesbifriends?
Rachel: It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to happen.

Rachel: I forgot to pee.

Rachel: You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel.

Rachel: Boom! Hold that thought.