Quotes from Phyllis Diller movies and TV shows

Lily: The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.

Lily: How do you want your eggs? Poached, fried or raw?
Tom Meade: Scrambled - like your head.

Tom Meade: What kind of mood was Martha in when she got home?
Lily: She was so mad, I couldn't tell.
Tom Meade: Well, at least she still loves me enough to hate me.

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