Quotes from Natasha Lyonne movies and TV shows

Dolph: I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton.
Megan: Yeah, right.

Megan: Your parents didn't stay very long.
Graham: Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass.

Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a.
Larry: Lie.
Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.

Graham: You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught.
Megan: How'd you end up here?
Graham: I got caught.

Megan: So it sounds stupid to you but I really love it. Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. It's exhilarating.
Graham: I would love to see you cheer.
Megan: Don't make fun of me.
Graham: No, I'm not. I'm not. Don't you think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something?

Edith Sussman: What kind of a crazy world is this? My father's dead and my mother's gigolo shows up ready for some hot action.

Angela Arden: Sweetie? Sweetie, these angels need to be walked.
Edith Sussman: Translation: Get the hell out of here so I could be shrew to your father in private.