Earl: What a man needs out here is a CB radio.
Jeff Taylor: Is that right?
Earl: 'Course, if you use a CB, you gotta have a handle. I'm thinking for you, "Shit For Brains."
Quotes from M.C. Gainey movies and TV shows
Twister: I got a four-year-old nephew who works harder than you do.
Michael Woods: You wouldn't happen to have any...turkey...bacon, would you?
Twister: Bacon comes from pigs, son, not turkey.