Quotes from Martha Wentworth movies and TV shows

Lucy: Towser, what's going on? What is it? What's all the gossip?
Towser: 'Taint no gossip, Lucy. It be all the way from London.
Lucy: You don't say.
Towser: Fifteen puppies stolen.
Lucy: There's no puppies around here, not since Nellie's last litter and they all are grown.
Towser: Well, then we'd best send the word along. It be up to me to reach the Colonel! He be the only one in barking range.
Lucy: You'll never reach him at this hour.
Towser: Well I can try! I'll bark all night if I have to.

Nanny: What's the matter with you two? You got cloth ears? I said you're not coming in here.
Jasper: Ho, ho, ho! She's a regular old totter, ain't she, Horace? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Nanny: Don't you dare go up there, you big long-legged lumox.