Quotes from Jason James Richter movies and TV shows

Jesse: I'm asking for your help. Please, he's gonna die.
Glenn: There's a 10 foot length of chain and the winch control behind the seat of the truck. Go and get it.
Jesse: Thanks, Glenn.

Jesse: So how much are they payin' you to be my jailer?
Glenn Greenwood: Jailer? Heh, well, I'm makin' such a great deal on you, you wouldn't believe it. You're a regular cash cow, kid. With that, plus $1,000,000, I could probably retire by the time I'm 300 years old.

Randolph: You must have something special, that's why Willy didn't eat you up. Maybe high blood, medicine roots.
Jesse: No way.
Randolph: Then you're just one lucky little white boy, you like the sound of that better?

Jesse: I love you, Willy.

Glenn: It's pretty late, I think you should go up to bed, Son.
Jesse: I'm not your son.
Glenn: Yeah I know that.

Jesse: Ah Dwight, shut up and leave me alone.

Jesse: Let's free Willy.

Rae: You like whales?
Jesse: I like him.
Rae: Well, he doesn't like anybody, so stay away from him. You see, Willy's a case. A very special case.
Jesse: So? Who isn't?

Jesse: Do you come with a remote?
Elvis: None that I know of.

Elvis: Traitor. Girls are the enemy.
Jesse: No, you are the enemy.

Randolph: Rick, Nadine.
Nadine: Hi Randolph.
Jesse: I hope she's the second surprise.
Randolph: I'll Ignore that.

Nadine: Are you sure you can drive this thing?
Jesse: Er, define "drive."

Jesse: This sucks.
Glenn: Yeah it kinda does I guess.

Elvis: Traitor.
Jesse: What?
Elvis: Girls are the enemy.
Jesse: No, you are the enemy.

Jesse: Not ruining their home in the first place would've been for their own good. It's all just a bunch of bull.

Jesse: I'm not a whaler.
Max: So?
Jesse: I'm sort of the opposite.
Max: A whale?

Max: Why do you care, anyway?
Jesse: If one of your friends was in trouble, wouldn't you try to help him?
Max: If I could.
Jesse: My friends are whales.

Jesse: Those guys are going after the whole pod tonight! Willy, Nicky, Nicky's baby... can I ask you a question?
Randolph: Ten years in jail.
Jesse: What?
Randolph: The penalty for "borrowing" a boat that doesn't belong to you. It's called piracy. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars.
Jesse: You're right. It was a bad idea.
Randolph: Let's do it.

Drew: What are you doing?
Jesse: Making a call. Willy likes the sound of my harmonica playing. When he hears it, he knows it's me.
Drew: Oh, so you think your gonna play that sound on the hydrophone.
Jesse: Uh huh.
Drew: And he's just gonna come running.
Jesse: Uh huh.
Drew: From miles away.
Jesse: Yeah.
Drew: Okay.