Quotes from Christopher Egan movies and TV shows

Sophie: That's so romantic.
Charlie: What's so romantic about eating in the dirt?

Claire: I think you understand why I'm saying you're a total idiot.
Charlie: Okay, okay, gran. Don't sugarcoat it.
Claire: I won't.

Charlie: Because the truth is, Sophie, I am madly, truly, deeply, passionately in love with you.

Charlie: I would have grabbed her from that blasted balcony and been done with it.

Charlie: Patricia is my cousin!
Sophie: How is that legal?