Samantha Belmont: So did you make it with him last night?
Regina Belmont: Who?
Samantha Belmont: The Good Humor man, who do you think?
Regina Belmont: Geez, is that what's bugging you?
Samantha Belmont: That's no answer, man.
Regina Belmont: No I didn't make it with him last night. Why are you so weirded out?
Samantha Belmont: Oh right Reg, why should I be weirded out? My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world.
Quotes from Catherine Mary Stewart movies and TV shows
Regina Belmont: Do you have your MasterCard on you?
Samantha Belmont: No.
Regina Belmont: Good, because you don't need it. THE stores ARE open.
Dr. Carter: Are you pregnant?
Regina Belmont: No. Thought I was once.
Dr. Carter: That's not important.
Regina Belmont: Longest three weeks of my life.
Regina Belmont: Come on Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.