Quotes from Annie Potts movies and TV shows

Vanessa: Hey, know what I got on under here?
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Paper towels?
Vanessa: Nothin'. My streaker suit.

Principal Bacon: You, young lady, do you have an explanation to offer?
Vanessa: Sure don't, jack.
Principal Bacon: Well who does?
Vanessa: Ask Bozo.

Vanessa: It's not even your car.
Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: So what, I built it. Look, can we discuss this later after we catch 'em?

Mary Jo Shively: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.
Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?
Iona: Changes your diapers?
Duckie: Touché.

Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.
Iona: Anywhere interesting?

Iona: Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.

Helen Downing: Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.