Quotes from Alex Reid movies and TV shows

Juno: Sam's gonna be Doctor Van Ney in like a year's time.
Beth: Please tell me it's longer than that.

Beth: Sarah... don't leave me like this.
Sarah: No. Please don't ask me to do that.
Beth: Please.
Sarah: I can't. I can't do that. I can't do that.
Beth: Please.
Sarah: OK. Shh. Close your eyes.

Beth: I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.