Both Bill and Ted: It's Colonel Oats! No way!
Colonel Oats: Gentlemen! Welcome to hell.
Ted: No way.
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Ted: No way...sir?
Colonel Oats: You two will do whatever I tell you to do from now on. Is that clear?
Bill: Yes, sir. Dude!
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Bill: Yes! Dude! Sir!
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Bill: Yes, sir! Sir! Dude!
Colonel Oats: Get down and give me infinity. Stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins.
Bill: Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Maybe if he lets us do it girlie style.
Bishop73
28th Oct 2021
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
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