Swiss Toni: Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.
The Fast Show (1994)
Starring: Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir, Paul Whitehouse, Simon Day
Genres: Comedy
Dave Angel: Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.
Rowley Birkin: Completely made out of rubber.
